“You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.”

— Emo Philips —

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— Lily Tomlin —

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“No woman marries for money they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”

— Cesare Pavese —

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“My recollection is – and I’d have to confirm this – but I don’t recall paying any money to go to law school.”

— Joe Biden —

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“I don’t want to make money I want to make a difference.”

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“Some people feel that what we’re doing makes no sense, that it’s just a waste of money. But it’s working.”

— Calvin Klein —

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“France is the country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.”

— Billy Wilder —

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“A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else’s money.”

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