“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
— W. C. Fields —
Related Humor Quotes
“Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself – with a smile.”
— J. B. Priestley —
Picture Quote“I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff.”
— Robert Orben —
Picture Quote“A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.”
— Chevy Chase —
Picture Quote“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.”
— Betty White —
Picture Quote“Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.”
— Virginia Woolf —
Picture Quote“I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes.”
— Gordon Gee —
“In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh.”
— Robert Orben —
Picture Quote“In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.”
— Thomas Jefferson —
Picture QuoteQuotes By W. C. Fields
