“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.”
— Demetri Martin —
Related Good Quotes
“Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the good intentions of those who create it.”
— Milton Friedman —
“Mankind is not likely to salvage civilization unless he can evolve a system of good and evil which is independent of heaven and hell.”
— George Orwell —
“Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves.”
— Albert Camus —
“It is good to express a thing twice right at the outset and so to give it a right foot and also a left one. Truth can surely stand on one leg, but with two it will be able to walk and get around.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche —
Picture Quote“I am confident that nobody… will accuse me of selfishness if I ask to spend time, while I am still in good health, with my family, my friends and also with myself.”
— Nelson Mandela —
Picture Quote“Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.”
— Fred Brooks —
Picture Quote“A friend is always good to have, but a lover’s kiss is better than angels raining down on me.”
— Dave Matthews —
Picture Quote“If you don’t have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can’t expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.”
— Doug Coupland —
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