“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

— Woody Allen —

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“One person who has mastered life is better than a thousand persons who have mastered only the contents of books, but no one can get anything out of life without God.”

— Meister Eckhart —

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“We can only learn to know ourselves and do what we can – namely, surrender our will and fulfill God’s will in us.”

— Saint Teresa Of Avila —

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“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.”

— Voltaire —

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“Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.”

— Soren Kierkegaard —

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“I just want to lobby for God.”

— Billy Graham —

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“God is a metaphor for that which transcends all levels of intellectual thought. It’s as simple as that.”

— Joseph Campbell —

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“And poets, in my view, and I think the view of most people, do speak God’s language – it’s better, it’s finer, it’s language on a higher plane than ordinary people speak in their daily lives.”

— Stephen King —

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“The Bible is not man’s word about God, but God’s word about man.”

— John Barth —

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