“What’s another word for Thesaurus?”

— Steven Wright —

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“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”

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“Life’s pretty funny when you’re objectively on the outside looking at it.”

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“Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.”

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“During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.”

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“For some reason and I don’t know why, but I don’t think that I’m funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.”

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