“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

— Rodney Dangerfield —

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“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.”

— Lewis Mumford —

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“It’s funny, because I sometimes feel that I’m most creative when I’m pregnant.”

— Georgina Chapman —

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“You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.”

— Ken Kesey —

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“Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.”

— Don Rickles —

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“It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.”

— Bill Hicks —

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“I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.”

— Ian Mcewan —

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“I’m just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.”

— Heath Ledger —

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“Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.”

— Cathy Guisewite —

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