“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”

— Rodney Dangerfield —

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“Yeah, I left Idaho at 17. You know, I graduated high school a year early and just, you know, the typical story, packed up my car and moved out.”

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“People don’t understand that it was maybe my biggest pleasure to drive an F1 car when it’s wet.”

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“I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.”

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“I’m a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I’ll just drive him around and start singin’.”

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“When I was a kid, the only way I saw movies was from the back seat of my family’s car at the drive-in.”

— Forest Whitaker —

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