“I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.”

— Henny Youngman —

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“Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars, it seems. When I was young you were lucky to have a bike.”

— James Cagney —

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“Now having said that, I realize that releasing a film in the real world is like trying to get General Motors to release a handmade car.”

— Godfrey Reggio —

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“You must do as your people do. If my people are poor, I must be poor. People ask me, ‘Why don’t you find a personal coach or a private car?’ I can’t. Then I won’t be part of my people.”

— Haile Gebrselassie —

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“Canadians can easily ‘pass for American’ as long as we don’t accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.”

— Doug Coupland —

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“You’re safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.”

— Mario Andretti —

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“Yeah, I left Idaho at 17. You know, I graduated high school a year early and just, you know, the typical story, packed up my car and moved out.”

— Aaron Paul —

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“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”

— Rodney Dangerfield —

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“I remember when I started off, my first car was a Kia Spectra. With a spoiler kit and some rims.”

— Gio Gonzalez —

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