“I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too.”
— Samantha Bee —
“I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too.”
— Samantha Bee —
“Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was one’s own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.”
— Robert Staughton Lynd —
“I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.”
— Eleanor Roosevelt —
Picture Quote“With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.”
— Rodney Dangerfield —
“Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.”
— C. S. Lewis —
Picture Quote“I love photography. My boyfriend’s got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.”
— Sarah Sutton —
Picture Quote“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’”
— Steven Wright —
“Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.”
— Walter Lord —
Picture Quote“For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.”
— Cheryl Hines —
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