“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”

— Erma Bombeck —

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“For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.”

— Cheryl Hines —

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“My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny’s Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.”

— Chris Brown —

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“I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old enough, too.”

— Liv Tyler —

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“I’m most comfortable in my birthday suit.”

— Amanda Seyfried —

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“I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.”

— Johnny Vegas —

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“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”

— John Glenn —

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“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?”

— John Heywood —

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“I wasn’t very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children’s birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.”

— Jill Clayburgh —

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