“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

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“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

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“We have the best government that money can buy.”

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“Laws control the lesser man… Right conduct controls the greater one.”

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“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

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“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

— Mark Twain —

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“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”

— Mark Twain —

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“Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

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“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”

— Mark Twain —

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